Here’s happens to me when weather like this rolls around:
I get lazy.
The garden gnomes work harder than I do.
The problem with this situation? Team Pop Culture’s work gets done in less than timely fashion.
To make matters worse, release of our second book, the Everything Sucks Anthology did not create the giant media frenzy we were (of course) expecting. Not a single entertainment reporter called to request an interview. I was shocked. Point is, promoting the book’s release was up to us. The renegade indie publishers! Who really don’t like this part!
I’ve finally managed to muster up enough discipline to get important shit done despite the sun’s glorious, seductive glow. Our most important shit to get done at the moment is do our best to make sure every English speaking man, woman, and transgendered person who reads this post becomes overwhelmed with a deep desire to own OUR BOOK. Our other one is pretty sweet, too. It’s available RIGHT HERE.
I don’t normally push two products at once, but like I said, I’ve been lazy. Really need to catch up the self-whoring. [I'm told 'serious' artists use the term 'self marketing,' but pfft! Liars. We're whores. Outrageously talented whores who live on ramen noodles and hope, but the fact stands]. We pride ourselves on being considerate whores here at Team Pop Culture, so even though we’d get more royalties from paperback sales, we’re still spreading the word that we’re offering the ebook on Amazon AND SMASHWORDS at .99 cents. Aren’t we the nicest indie artists ever? though we are upping the price in a month or so. $3.99ish(?), we haven’t decided. Point is, get ‘em while they’re cheap!